Total Medals Earned: 810 (From 127 different games.) Total Medal Score: 12,710 Points
Medals Earned: 4/9 (95/410 points)
Cards Owned 10
Hero Cleared 2
Cards Owned 20
CaveTrial 2 completed
Teritories completed 7
Teritories completed 15
Cards Owned 30
Hero Cleared 6
CaveTrial 5 completed
Medals Earned: 4/7 (130/340 points)
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/90 points)
Beat the first level
Beat level 6
Beat the game
Beat the game in 10 minutes
Medals Earned: 4/9 (25/175 points)
RANK1
RANK2
RANK3
RANK4
Medals Earned: 2/12 (30/355 points)
Graciously lose the race
Win the race on Normal
Find the hidden announcers
Make the race last 10 minutes
Score 2000 points on Hardcore Survival
Score 4000 points on Abnormal Survival
Win the race on Abnormal
Win the race on Hardcore
Medals Earned: 4/16 (25/490 points)
Perform a Danger Bonus!
Blow up a bomb with a rotten cake!
Perform an Accuracy Bonus!
Wake up the Guard!
Buy the Cake Rescue Power Up.
Buy the Life Rescue Power Up.
Buy the Time Slowdown Power Up.
Buy the Time Rescue Power Up.
Earn an Overall of 10 000 Coins!
Eat 75 Cakes in a row.
Capture 10 Birds in a Single Round.
Reach 30 Bonus Multiplier.
Gather 8 Pickups in a Single Round.
Stack 130 Cakes in a Single Round.
Score 150 000 points.
Find the strange flying object located high above the stars!
Medals Earned: 9/18 (370/660 points)
Watching kredit make me STRONG
Achieve the Rank CA
Achieve the Rank GI
Achieve the Rank IRO
Achieve the Rank PD
Achieve the Rank TB
Find all 60 unique fails
Listen to a song linked in the credits
Where is he?
Stuck the landing
*Obnoxious Airhorn Sound*
You knew he'd be in this game somewheres
Wake up and smell the snow
Get a total of 101 fails
Unlock every medal, then click the icon (ingame)
Medals Earned: 3/3 (40/40 points)
Start the game
Beat Week 1 in Story mode and unlock Week 2
Funk on a Friday (real time)
Medals Earned: 2/18 (15/385 points)
Fail at typing
Based on a true story.
Disco inferno
What a nutty way to die!
See you next FALL!
Wrong game, jackass!
You found some poo!
Well, at least now you fit into
Fall out of the car.
Just like in every other text based game EVER!
What a SHOCKING experience!
Just say NO !
Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!
Find all 3 good endings.
Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)
Lose in every way possible.
Get to the party!
Medals Earned: 5/5 (300/300 points)
Make it to the evil wizard.
Beat the game!
Beat level two!
Beat level one.
Get all the in-game achievements!