Score: 8

"Not for colorblind people"

submission: The Stupidity Test

date: July 23, 2009

Being colorblind makes it extremely difficult to do this test.

Score: 8

"If you would have been watching me play..."

submission: Orbis Venatus

date: July 1, 2009

You'd probabaly be thinking something along the lines of 'What a fucking idiot! Come on, It's not that hard.' But man those last three levels killed me so much. More so 18 and 19 than 20, but it killed me alot too. Okay, now for the review.

Gameplay was alot like taking the classic game Snake and putting him in a maze. If your good at snake, you'll do alright in this game.

Graphics were simple, but not choppy. I like that.

Mechanics were similar to your game lil arthur, except with a keyboard and no ability to stop and rest or cheat. And if you can cheat, then I'm not 1337 enough to know how.

Music: If you took ten minutes to beat the game like I did (603 I assume is the amount of seconds, not 6 minutes 3 seconds), a single song got repetative and annoying. It was a good choice, you should have just added more songs than that one.

Overall: I spent ten minutes, died 200+ times, but I stuck around to finish; it was challenging. If it were easy I'd have gotten bored. So good job with making a challenging maze game. It would have been nice if you could have incorporated more levels though.

Score: 9

"Hardly Creepy"

submission: An Unfortunate Girl

date: June 3, 2009

I felt it to be far more intriguing than creepy. You've left me wanting to know what it was, if not a disease, what the prcedure was, andwhat EXACTLY she meant by the opposite of what she dreamt she'd do. Oh and also what she was doing with that body (if it was alive, dead, or undead cause it had a sort of zombie look to it). Over all it was sort of David Firth-ish, with very similar backgrounds and architexture, but choice of background music and people design are kind of different, as well as a seemingly deeper plot line than that of most of his works (I still love you though, David).

Score: 10

"That would be perfect"

submission: Valentine's Day 2009

date: February 15, 2009

I would love the chance to spend my v-day like that. I loved the style of drawing. I also loved the music. Overall a wonderful piece. Your fiance' is lucky to have some one put that much effort into a tribute to them.

Score: 10

"That guy is so me"

submission: These Pancakes Are Tiny

date: December 10, 2008

If someone brings me to some place for pancakes, I will complain and swear all day (maybe even several days) until I get REAL pancakes (or until I forget about it)

Score: 9

"Great game."

submission: Gemworks

date: August 18, 2008

I was expecting it to be like bejewled but was very thankful to be wrong. It was very unique. I just wish I could play past level 5. Unfortuntely, I'm colorblind so i got to level five and only saw two colors and was like ... fuck me. So yeah, it would be cool if you made a versoin that was color blind folk friendly. But other than that I liked the game quite a bit.

Score: 10

"Lol... Weed Carrion"

submission: DragonFarce

date: August 18, 2008

This deserves a much higher score than it got. Oh well. I'm definately favoriting it. It's cool that you had the images synced well. hope to see more.

Score: 8

"wow... I didn't know."

submission: Secrets of Google Earth

date: August 16, 2008

I didn't even know that that was a hobby. I was amazed to see all the crap like this there was on youtube... its sad that people actually do this. It's sadder than consperacy theorists. Thanks for enlightening me of a brand new kind of low-life.

Score: 8

"..."

submission: Find Jonny, hentai pics

date: August 11, 2008

It was ok. Nothing really special about the pics. they were ok. Jonny was hard as shit to find (I didn't find him once), so I just cheated and right click, forwarded. You may wanna fix that. I have no idea how you'd go about doing that, but I'm glad you didn't for lazy bastards like me lol.

Score: 8

"I have aot to say about this one."

submission: Nightmare Warrior Ep1

date: August 11, 2008

First flash. Congratz. I've been trying to work on a flash and have failed miserably every time. So kudos on making your first. And extra kudos on making something that doesn't totally suck. Thats always a super plus. But there is still alot of work to be done if you want your flash to be called great one day.

First thing to improve I'd say would be your animation technique. Your drawings are decent. I wouldn't have gone with stick figures, but I never critique style. That is an artists own preference and I don't judge that. Only in how well they use their style. Anyways, your drawing skils are good, but your animation is slightly below par. The movements of the characters is scarce, and not very... fluid? I think thats the word I want. Not sure. It's not as smooth as it could be. Also, it would much more impressive if you made them more 3d. Don't go all CG with it, just make it so that when the characters turn, they don't look paper thin.

Ok, another thing that impressed me is that you actually spoke instead of using ballons. Thats the main thing that really set this apart from other first time flashes. But your voice acting left alot to be desired. I found myself kinda bored listening to your flash. Not because it was a boring flash, but because your voice lacked enthusiasm. For that, I'd suggest practicing. Try to really sell whats going on in the flash to your audience. If you have to, scrape up the money for an acting class at your local community college. I garuntee that your flashes quality will go up ten-fold. Thats if you still wanna use your talent on making flash movies. Alot of people when they get the skill to make great flashes, stop making flashes and move on to bigger and better things.

Don't take anything I've said to be negative. I'm really trying to offer you as constructive of critisism I can. You posses alot of potential and I hope to see it shine one day.

Good luck in the future,

Davada